Silver Lining Jokes - 10 Hilarious Silver Lining Jokes

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Silver lining....

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The Doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

The husband then donated some of his skin..... however, the only place suitable to the Doctor wa...

Ready for a COVID-19 Silver Lining?

I might actually get social security.

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Did you know that getting Covid-19 has a silver lining?

Your don't stink and neither does anyone else's. In fact the only thing that stinks is you got Covid-19.

Every cloud has a silver lining...

... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.

A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation

is that the phrase “sober as a judge” is waaaay more applicable to my life.

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There is a silver lining to constipation.

You don't give a .

In these troubling political times with gun violence peaking, human rights scandals on us soil, and ongoing corruption investigations, it’s always important to find the silver lining in things...

International Relations with Russia have never been better!

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The Optimist and the Pessimist.

Once, a family had two young boys. One was an eternal optimist, finding good in everything, even terrible things. The other was a pessimist who could find no joy in the world at all.

The parents, despairing of their boys ever leading healthy, fruitful lives, sought out a psychologist for he...

I lost both my hands in a car crash...

But there is a silver lining somewhere.
I just can't put my finger on it.

My daughter was diagnosed with a pneumonia

I’m not sure where else to post this. This sub feels most fitting, but it’s been a long night. Please advise where it may be better suited if you’d like.

So our night sucked but had a silver lining in my two year old daughter’s comedic timing. We had to rush her to the ER at 3:00am (vomiting ...

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