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Sleeping Beauty Jokes

I miss understood a Sleeping Beauty

Ill never be welcome to a funeral again.

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After his first time having sex with Sleeping Beauty

the Prince was quite surprised at how loud she was in bed. "Wow, who are you?"

She replied "Aurora"

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

(OC?) Chuck Norris once told a girl "Good night"

Now, the world knows her as Sleeping Beauty

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Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 were walking through the forest

Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 are walking through the forest.

Thumbelina says, “I'm the smallest in the world.”

Snow White says, “And I'm the most beautiful in the world.”

Stalker 2 says, “I'm the most anticipated game.”

They keep walking and walking until they fi...

Who’s Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney Character?

Sleeping Beauty

A prince makes his way to a castle where he hopes to find the sleeping beauty...

...he indeed finds her, still asleep, but to his surprise there are already 3 other princes in her chamber apparently taking turns in banging her. He asks what is going on, to which one of them replies "You can join right in, but make sure not to kiss her!"

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