Skin Colour Jokes - 3 Hilarious Skin Colour Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.

And then the building exploded.

A blue fish looks at an Indian takeaway menu, unsure about what to get.

The assistant points his finger at one of the options and says, "Would you like a Tandoori?"

"No, I'm happy with my skin colour," replies the fish.

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A Black man and a White man are arguing about what colour God is

The 2 men were arguing this for quite some time, each say God is their respective skin colour when a priest walks by. The white man asks the priest whether God is black or white. The priest responds with “why don’t you ask God yourself. So the Black man proceeds to yell out “God are you black or are...

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