Areola Jokes - 8 Hilarious Areola Jokes

What are those little pimples on a female areola around her nipples?

It's Braille for "Suck here!"

Q: What has huge nipples and can sing?

A: Areola Grande.

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What do you call a mermaid's flying boob?

Ariel's aerial areola.

Did you hear about the 50 plus year old Sci Fi fan with big nipples?

Areola 51

What nipple did the UFO crash land on?

Areola 51

Top10 signs your son is too old for breast feeding

10. He can open your blouse by himself; with one hand.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
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What do you call a colorful nipple?

Areola Borealis.

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Picture the scene, it is 1915 and the Great War is raging in Europe.

The war brought forward many brave fighting units and among those there were none so brave as the aviators of the French Flying Corps. Every weekend these modern day gladiators would fly to Paris and install themselves in the Grand Hotel. The locals, particularly the young ladies, would be desperate...

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