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Skin Tone Jokes

Humor is like skin tone

I like it dark, but not everyone does

Li was an elf, but instead of the normal greenish tint to her skin, she had a bit of blue to her...

"My mother is an elvish queen..." she was fond of bragging, but her mother's husband the elf lord was a green-hued elf himself, and it was often whispered that Li was a product of a youthful dalliance of her mother's. How else to explain her unusual skin tone?

One evening, while in the palace...

THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
he gonna find out if your Muslim or white
Donald Trump is coming to town
If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout
He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out
Donald Trump is coming to town
He says he not racist, its for Americas sake<...

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An old business tycoon marries a young supermodel but knows his jealousy will eventually, get the better of himā€¦

So everyday, the tycoon; Mr Green, rings up his new wife from his office on the top floor of his international corporation headquarters in the city to their penthouse apartment in the suburbs. And everyday, regular as clockwork the wife answers, slightly out of breath and always surprised to hear hi...

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