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Sightings Jokes

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So there are reports of UFO sightings and alien abductions in North America right now

They're only abducting people with large penises. YOU guys don't have anything to worry about but I just wanted to say the spaceship is super cool on the inside.

Why have there been no alien sightings in our galaxy yet?

They're lactose intolerant

A Glasgow woman has reported terrifying multiple sightings of a puma in her local park

Similar events were reported in England, as when the nightclubs reopened, people saw a huge number of prowling cougars.

I had to call a psychic to my house due to strange sightings of a chicken’s spirit haunting my home.

He called it a poultrygeist.

The police thought they had a break trying to figure out all these clown sightings.

They brought a mime in for questioning but he refused to talk.

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