A nun turns her bicycle down an unfamiliar, cobblestone lane.
"Oh, well I've never come this way before."
Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path...
...when one nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."
How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
You get 8 cobblestone.
In Medieval Europe, there once was a triangular lake.
This triangular lake was quite large; so large, in fact, that three separate kingdoms were built on each side of this lake. These kingdoms were very different one from another. The first kingdom was the richest - smooth stone walls built like a fortress, lavish houses for all, and a generous king...
Two nuns riding bicycles on tiny back roads in Vatican City...
One old and one young, they pedal down the tiny side streets admiring the scenery. The young nun sighs and says, "Wow, I've never come this way before."
The other nun goes, "Ah, yes, my dear. It's the cobblestones."
Two nuns leave the abbey on their bicycles to spend the day in town. A road closure forces them to take a different route home....
"I've never come this way before," the first nun says.
The other says, "It's the cobblestones."
Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town...
"I never came this way before!"
"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."
A man goes to a wizard to get his fortune read. (antijoke)
He arrives at the wizard's tower and ascends the cobblestone stairs to face the large oak door. After knocking on the door, a raspy voice answers from within.
"What do you want? I'm rather busy and have no time for pests."
The man responds, uncertainly, "I wish for you to read my fortu...
A convent in a small Italian village ran out of seasoning as they were prepping meals for orphans.
One of the older nuns decided she'd quickly ride her bicycle through town to market and pick some up. As nuns do not travel alone, a younger sister accompanied her.
The streets seemed lined with more of the townspeople than usual on this day and while the nuns were at the market a boistero...
Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the street.
The first nun says “follow me, I know a shortcut”.
The second nun says “I haven’t came this way before”.
“Yeah” says the first nun “the cobblestone will do that to you”.
A young Nun
Is doing her chores around the convent with one of the senior sisters. They go into town on bicycles to buy food for the evening meal. On the way back, the senior sister turns down a small alleyway. The young nun says,
“I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”
To which the senior...
Two women bicycling
Two women in France were bicycling towards town along a cobbled-stoned path. One woman said, "I've never come this way before." The other said "It's the cobblestones"
Two Dutch girls are out riding their bikes when one of them suggests taking an alternate, scenic route home.
After a while they are in an area that the other girl doesn't recognize and she has no idea where they are or which direction home is. As it is getting towards dusk she becomes nervous and a bit agitated, she says to her friend, "I've never come this way before." And her friend turns to her, smiling...
Two nuns are riding bikes
Two nuns are riding bikes in London. They are having a great time, seeing the sights and talking to pedestrians. Suddenly, the older nun notices how dark it is getting and says "We have to get back to the convent before dark. I know a shortcut." She leads the younger nun on a shortcut through the ol...
Two Nuns riding home from church on a tandem bicycle...
Suddenly the nun in front steers the bike down a very bumpy road - not their normal rout.
Curious, the nun on the back asks, "Have you come this way before, sister?"
Nun in front replies, "Yes... I think it's the *cobblestones!"*
Two nuns are riding back to the church when one decides to take a shortcut.
The way that they turn down is an old cobblestone road. As they traverse the uneven surface that is rattling their teeth out, the one nun asked the other, have you come this way before? Of course! why do you think I come down here...
Irishman Paddy wanted another drink
But Mick the pub owner said "ya had enough, go on home Paddy" I am guessing your right Mick, and with that he spun around on his stool, focused his eyes on the door, got up and proceeded to fall face first on the floor. "Oh, Saints be praised, I must be drunken than me thought. If I can just g...
Two Nuns went out of their convent to do some grocery shopping
They went around the town on their bicycles and had a ball of a time, since they don't usually get to roam about and the convent was soooo boring. So of course they lose track of time wandering around and exploring the town.
>"Oh my! We've only ten minutes to get back!" said the first ...
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The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.
But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...
An man with no arms walks into a bell tower...
...to apply for a job as the bell-ringer. He finds the proprietor and asks for a job. The proprietor says, "Well, sir, I don't think we'll be able to hire you. You have no arms with which to ring the bell." The man replies , "Sir, please. My father was a bell-ringer, my grandfather was a bell-ringer...
Two nuns ride their bicycles to the monastery.
The older nun suggested a detour through an old little street.
After they arrived, the second nun exclaimed: "I never came this way!"
The first one smiles and explains: "It's the cobblestones."
Two Nuns On Bikes
Two nuns, Maria and Angelica, are riding their bicycles on their way to work at the Vatican. They're running late, so Maria says, "I know a shortcut. Let's go down this alley." They turn right onto the alley, which soon becomes a narrow cobblestone road, with many twists and turns. Angelica remarks,...
Two nuns go on a bike ride through town...
As they ride through an alley, the younger nun turns to the elder and says, "I've never come this way before!"
The elder nun replies, "That's because it's cobblestones, dear."
ba-dum CHING. My granny told me that one this weekend.
The Cathedral of San Giovanni
The City-State of San Giovanni is largely forgotten today. In 1571, however, it was a wonderful place to be for both the secular and the spiritual. The was no war for three centuries, the market benefited from its close proximity to the Old Salt Route, and the artist community was vibrant and influe...