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Shoveling Jokes

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Shoveling Shite

GRANDSON: Grandpa how come your hands are so rough and have so many scars?

GRANDPA: Since I was a boy I worked 15 hours a day in Arizona digging in the Grand Mountains. We worked 15 hours a day for 50 years. There were thousands of us.

GRANDSON Grandpa, it is the Grand CANYON that is i...

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A boy in Brooklyn is outside of a candy shop shoveling candy in his mouth. A man approaches the boy and says, "Don't eat candy, kid. It's not good for you."

The boy replied, "My grandfather lived until he was 97."

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"Really," said the man. "Did he eat a lot of candy, too?"

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The boy replied, "No, but he minded his own fucking business."

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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the large, muscular, Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the slightly less muscular but still large Italian man, he says, "You're in charge of sweeping."

And to the skinny Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of...

My wife got angry at me because I was drunkenly shoveling the driveway when she got home.

I don't get it. I told her I'd stop drinking this winter, with snow exceptions.

"Shoveling snow is great exercise"

\- Satan

I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day...

He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.

My plan was to skip shoveling and just let the snow melt.

It wasnt well thawed out.

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Expat moving to Canada.

August 12,
We moved into our new house in Canada. I'm so excited. It's so nice. The mountains are beautiful. I cannot wait to see them covered with the snow.

October 14,
Canada. It is the most beautiful country in the world. Leaves turned all colors and shades of yellow and orange. I dr...

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I finally get why Trump considers himself a stable genius.

Because he’s the best at shoveling horse shit.

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Dear Midwest Diary...

Aug. 1

Moved to our new home in Chicago. It is so beautiful here.

The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered

with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!

Oct. 14

Chicago is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are

turning all different colo...

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