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Excavator Jokes

“That’s an excavator. It’s funny when I call it an eckavator.”

That’s it. It’s my three year old’s favorite joke. He tells it to me every time we pass a construction site and cracks up.

I have two friends that are excavators

Doug and Phil

What's big, yellow and doesn't float?

An excavator.

Didn't think that was funny?
Neither did the driver

What is yellow, has one arm and can't swim?

- an excavator

Do you think that's funny?
Well, the excavator operator doesn't

What is yellow and hurts when you get it in your eye?

An excavator

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.
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