Excavator Jokes - 8 Hilarious Excavator Jokes

“That’s an excavator. It’s funny when I call it an eckavator.”

That’s it. It’s my three year old’s favorite joke. He tells it to me every time we pass a construction site and cracks up.

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I have two friends that are excavators

Doug and Phil

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The world fossil fuel industry was shocked by the scandalous public exposure of LITERAL underground "swingers parties". The scandal allegedly involves numerous lustful Coal Union members including prospectors, colliers, dredgers, excavators, and sappers...

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What's big, yellow and doesn't float?

An excavator.

Didn't think that was funny?
Neither did the driver

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What is yellow, has one arm and can't swim?

- an excavator

Do you think that's funny?
Well, the excavator operator doesn't

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What is yellow and hurts when you get it in your eye?

An excavator

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Gus the Accountant

Gus has been doing accountancy for like 35 years and he's sick of it.

So Gus decides he wants some adventure in his life, so he's going to become a prospector.

Everyday he studies geology, he learns how to drive a big truck and operate an excavator and he starts selling up everything h...

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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