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Shamrock Jokes

That's a nice shamrock you've got there.

It would be a shame if someone replaced the -rock with an e.

Why do the Irish wear shamrocks?

Real rocks are too heavy.

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Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings

"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!"


"Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"


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Why shouldn't you iron a shamrock?

Because you don't want to press your luck!

What do you call The Rock's Irish Doppleganger???

A ShamRock

What kind of rock isn't really a rock?

A shamrock.

What do you get when you cross Vince Offer and Dwayne Johnson?

A ShamRock

Why would an imitation diamond remind you of St. Patrick's Day?

Because it's a shamrock.

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

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