My wife has decided to adopt a "Feng Shui" approach to our apartment
Which is a Chinese translation of "you no longer get an opinion"
The worst part of buying a feng shui book...
is trying to figure out where to put it.
There was a baby orca that had washed onto land after a huge tidal wave.
When the water receded, the orca found himself out of the water on the beach. A young man happened along and saw the orca struggling along. He always wanted a pet, so he scooped him up in a wagon and took him home; depositing him into his family's well.
This strange upbringing made the b...