A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict'...
A woman is being interviewed for jury selection
She says to the judge, “I can’t be on the jury since I don’t believe in capital punishment.”
The judge replies, “Don’t worry, ma’am. This case is about a man who promised his wife an expensive necklace for their anniversary but blew all the money playing roulette.”
“Oh, in that case,” ...
The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices:
You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.
A young man gets a job at the local grocery store.
His job is to bag the customers' groceries at checkout. It's mindless work, but he does not complain and performs his job well.
After working in the store for a couple of months, the store's produce section gets a juicing machine. Customers bring their selections of fruits and vegetables ...