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Why do fishmongers keep all the profit for themselves?

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What is the most unreliable kind of fish?

The sel-fish

What is a narcissist's favorite food?

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Childhood Diseases

As the couple gets into bed for the first time the man tells the woman, “I've had some illnesses when I was young that has left me with some slight physical deformities, so please don't laugh.” He pulls down his trousers and his knees are severely deformed. He looks at the woman and says, “I had kne...

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