Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?

He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

Man, I hate it when the date picker for my birthday on a website starts with the current date.

Do they think that I was born yesterday?

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

What do u get when u cross a mexican with a octopus?

Best damn apple picker you've ever seen.

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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Your last day on Earth is supposed to be your worst...

... And St. Peter decides who gets into Heaven based on how shitty their last day's been. Well, there's 3 guys and the first guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks, "Why's your day been so terrible?"

And the guy replies, "Well, my wife's been actin funny for a few months now. She ...

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Bad E-mail Addresses

Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address. For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when...

What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers

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