The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first." <...
A freighter carrying a shipment of whiskey from Scotland lost power and was blown onto the rocks in Nova Scotia. The entire cargo was lost.
it left no tern unstoned.
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist aske...
True story ( I hope you see the humour)
Back in the 50’s in Sou’West Nova Scotia the roads were not very good and the fog was always very thick which made driving difficult for even the best drivers. My father at 17 was in the Canadian Navy, got drunk, got into a fight and landed himself in jail. This was about an hours drive from wher...
I tried to translate a joke from Canadian
Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back
A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like Newfies.
The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pull...
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A man walks in to a Muslim bookstore
A man went into a Muslim bookstore in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He was going up and down the aisles, obviously looking for something in particular.
Finally, the cashier came over and asked if he could help. The man asked "Do you happen to have the Australian Immigration Policy Book for Muslims"?...