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A poem (Nsfw)

There once was a gal from Cancun,

Who had a most curious poon.

T'was coarse like a thistle,

But tight as a whistle,

And whilst cumming, could play you a tune.

I saw a thistle painting onto a canvas.

It was an artychoke.

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Not sure if this is the right place for this but it was suggested I cross-post here (from ShittyPoetry). So here's my holiday story, 'Twas The Night Before Fapmas. Enjoy!

'Twas the night before Fapmas, alone in my house

One hand on my penis, the other on the mouse

Her stockings were drawn up to her tight thighs with care

And above her lady bits she had shaved off her hair

The actress was disrobed all bare on her bed

When entered a h...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and an Arab

are out in the desert and completely starved of sex. Then, one day, they see a beautiful woman in an oasis, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, on which is a red rose.
The Englishman declares "I claim this woman by the red rose of England", and removes the pants. Underneath he finds a second pa...

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