As part of his inauguration, Biden must prove his physical fitness by running a lap of the White House.

On the starting line, the marshal tells him about all the other presidents to have completed the race before him.

“Obama was truly spectacular! He did his lap in only 15 minutes and 23 seconds! Trump was terrible and it took him well over 20 minutes to complete.”

Scoffing, Biden said “...

A Jamaican man was recently employed in a butchers...

...one of his jobs that night was to prepare bacon sandwiches for the next morning but he ended up wasted on a 6 pack of beer and when he sampled the bacon he found it to be too delicious and ended up scoffing the whole lot.

In the morning when the owner asked to try a sandwich, the guy panic...

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A young couple is watching TV together.

Doctor Phil comes on, and the boyfriend scoffs. "This guy doesn't know shit!" he says.

The girlfriend is annoyed and tells him to shush. They continue watching. The boyfriend continues scoffing, and the girlfriend continues to shush him.

Doctor Phil says, "Sometimes you can say somethi...

A man sends a bottle of champagne to a beautiful woman at a nearby table.

She sends back the bottle with a note

"Thank you. But in order for me to accept this bottle of champagne you must have a Lexus in the garage, a million in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants"

Scoffingly the gentleman sends back the bottle with his note

"Well miss, i have two br...

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