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Salivate Jokes

My psychology professor asked for an example of a "Pavlovian Response".

I said that thanks to my Mom's cooking, I salivate when I hear a smoke alarm.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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My dog is kind of weird.

I mean she's normal in that he always wags her tail and really *really* likes peanut butter.

But for some reason she salivates every time she sees my boyfriend with a boner....

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