Scuffed Jokes

Two deer hunters went hunting one morning and it was the first hunt for one of them. The seasoned hunter told the newbie to set here at this tree and don't move no matter what happens or you will scare the deer away. Okay I won't move the newbie said. After several hours the seasoned hunter mad... read more

College girl is home for the weekend and asks her Dad “hey, can I use the car tonight?”

He says no, and reminds her that the last time she borrowed it she didn’t put any gas in and she scuffed the bumper. Despite her pleas and promises, the Dad steadfastly refuses to lend her the car. Since s... read more

We're out in a tent, and my mate goes out on the first day to hunt, later on he returns with a deer, myself and my other mate exclaimed 'how'd you catch the deer?!' He explained 'it's easy fellas, just follow the tracks'

Next day rolls by, I go out and to my surprise I follow his advice and c... read more