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Saunas Jokes

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A Dane and a Finn are having a sauna

So a Dane and a Finn are in the sauna, going back and forth between the sauna and the frozen lake, saying nothing. After a few times of this, the Finn pulls out two glasses and a bottle of vodka. The Dane raises his glass, says, "skål" and they both drink. The Finn refills both glasses and the Dan...

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An American, Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna

Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”


“A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lift his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains,” t...

I used to love farting in lifts.

Until I discovered saunas.

the American and the Finn

An american is talking to his firend. He tells his friend that he found out he has Finnic roots, and that he went on holiday to visit his far relative.

the friend: So, was your holiday fun?

The american: Yes, but i was scammed out of a thousand dollars!

the friend: How come? You...

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