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A plumber is working on draining a septic tank when he falls in the poop and is drowned when the pipe sucks him under. At his funeral, the minister stands up and says:

We are gathered here today to remember our friend, the plumber, >!who was killed in the line of doody.!<

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What do the priest and the septic tank pumper agree on?

One day you'll pay for the shit you've done.

My buddy was feeling sad and jumped into the septic tank.

He’s down in the dumps.

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Bob the repairman has come to repair a septic tank, along with his apprentice, Jim.

When he arrives, he puts on a pair of goggles and dives in the shit, while Jim stands nearby, holding the toolbag.

5 minutes later, he lifts his head out of the shit and tells Jim: "Hey, you idiot, give me a flat-headed screwdriver"

Jim hands him the screwdriver and Bob dives again in ...

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Anyone hear about the guy who drowned in a septic tank?

He was in some deep shit.

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In order to tell when I have to get it drained, I have a pole that I dip into my septic tank.

(Shitpost)

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You are a lot like a septic tank.

Full of shit and should be buried underground.

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Septic Tanks

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest th...

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My friend’s septic tank backed up

I guess all that shit finally caught up with him.

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When I was little, we were so poor that Dad had to bust a hole in the septic tank just so we could slip and slide.

It was a shitty slip and slide.

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Two septic tanks are having a chat.

One says to the other, "You know, there's a whole world up there we can't see, with trees, clouds and sky, people and animals..."

The other one looks at him from the corner of his eye and replies, "Shut up! You're full of shit!"

Plumber Miscommunication

One day, a family started hearing loud talking coming from underneath the ground in their backyard. They figured maybe the plumber who did some work yesterday left a radio down there.

They sat and listened to the talking, then realized it was mostly about climate change and UFO’s.

They...

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A hillbilly is taking a dump in the outhouse when a dollar bill falls out his pocket and down into the hole.

A hillbilly is taking a dump in the outhouse when a dollar bill falls out his pocket and down into the hole full of sewage.

He starts cursing and storms out of the outhouse.

His buddy looks at him and asks “what’s wrong? What happened??”

“Well I was in there taking a dump and ...

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If 2019 was shit

Then 2020 would be a septic tank filled with Amy Schumer Jokes.

I was asked to play guitar and sing for a homeless man's funeral...

The service was going to be held out in the middle of nowhere, and when I was on the way my gps got me lost. When I finally found the cemetery, it was too late, the cemetery workers were already digging the hole. I decided to sing my heart out to this homeless guy, after all he probably had no famil...

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