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Shop Clerk Jokes

A man goes to a pet store. He asks how much a parrot goes for.

Shop clerk: $500

Customer: Isn't that slightly expensive?

Shop clerk: He knows Word, Excel and Power Point.

Customer: Woah, what about the red one?

Shop clerk: $1000, as she knows Word, Excel, Power Point and can code.

Customer: How nice, and what's the price of t...

A man walks into an Australian shop

“G’day, do you have any endless expansive desert?”

“Not sure” says the shop clerk, “I’ll have to check if we have any outback.”

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A man walks into a store that has 3 things on the menu

Cheese Sandwich $2
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $3
Handjob $10

The man studies the menu and then he notices the shop clerk. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He slowly walks up to the counter and asks “Um, are you the one that gives the handjobs?”
“Yes” she replies with a...

Why Can’t Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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A man that couldn't speak properly goes to run some errands [long]

His first stop, the bakery. The man fronts up to the counter, and asks the owner, "may I have a bum, please."
Perplexed, the owner asks, "a bum, sir? Sorry, we don't sell those, but we do have buns."
"Yes, that is what I meant, sorry."

After completing his first transaction, the man wal...

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