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Sacrificing Jokes

If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and..

Why K-pop?

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If Reddit starts sacrificing virgins...

I'll be screwed... *Then* I'll be okay.

Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah.

He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion.

Ever stop to think that

The eraser has been sacrificing its life slowly because of your mistakes?

What was the motto of the Aztecs?

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.

Iā€™m not saying global warming is real...

But the weather was a lot more consistent when people were sacrificing newborn babies to the sun god!

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The dark presence of the knight in black armor terrified the patrons of the inn. And he was sulking at the bar, clearly worried as he down the pint of ale.

He towered over the others who were also in the inn's bar, his armor covered in jagged spikes that were as lethal as the man-sized swords that hung from his back. His eyes glowed blood-red and a sickening black miasma poured through the small cracks in the plate armor. He even had a large pair of ho...

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An arrogant man who often judged others for the slightest misdeeds dies and finds himself waiting in heaven to be judged by god...

A man finds himself in a line to see "God". He can hear the conversations God has with each person as they reach the front of the line. Apparently the Lord is using a particular method to expedite coming up with proper punishments.

"No one knows your sins better than you my child, thus you sh...

A Joke My Brain Told Me

As I was waking up from jumbled dreams this morning, I heard my brain telling this joke with no conscious input from me. I had to flesh out some details, but the gist of it is more or less what I remember. Of course, I have heard similar jokes, but this is my brain's spontaneous version.

A gu...

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