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Sacrificial Jokes

A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than

a mutton for punishment.

What do you call a sacrificial pig?

Cult Cuts

A rabbi washes up on an island...

He explores the island in search of any civilization. He eventually comes across a group of tribal natives that he learns are known as the Trids. He also learns that, during their monthly sacrificial ceremony, one of them is taken to a giant, who kicks them into the ocean. He chooses to hide from th...
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