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Sacrificial Jokes

A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than

a mutton for punishment.

What do you call a sacrificial pig?

Cult Cuts

A rabbi washes up on an island...

He explores the island in search of any civilization. He eventually comes across a group of tribal natives that he learns are known as the Trids. He also learns that, during their monthly sacrificial ceremony, one of them is taken to a giant, who kicks them into the ocean. He chooses to hide from th...

A plane is going down and the only way to save it is for some people to jump.

So the stewardess upon instructions from the pilot picks several random people to be sacrificial lambs; a Briton, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and an American. The Briton opens the door and with the scream "God save the Queen" jumps from the plane. The Frenchman says "Vive la France" and jumps. The Ameri...

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