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Human Sacrifice Jokes

A conquistador was talking to a native about the superiority of his civilization.

"Unlike you savages we do not partake in cannibalism or human sacrifice. Now eat your body and blood of Christ or we'll burn you at the stake!"

My fiance left me at the altar...

Turns out she wasn't as into human sacrifice as I was.

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