What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe....

Robertoe.
Courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.

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A man visits a couple...

who are having some marriage issues. The man walks in and sees the wife and asks "Where is Roberto?"

"He's in the barn doing only God knows what," she replies.

So the man begins walking to the barn. As he gets closer he hears music and sees Roberto dancing. Roberto begins to slowly tak...

One day, prior to the world cup, the US national soccer team manager was visiting Belgium

He was having a meeting with Roberto Martinez, and they were discussing the efficiency of their soccer team.

"Our population is over 300 millions and yet we have failed to qualify for the world cup, Roberto... How did you manage to do so with such a small country ?"

"You know Dave," sa...

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