Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?"

I am not ricist, I said.

Do you like white rice? Or brown rice? Or yellow rice?

I love all rice equally. You're just Ricest.

I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...

...she called me a riceist

Personally I prefer white rice in my risotto

I guess you could say I’m a little ricist

What do you call an Australian who loves white rice, but hates brown rice?

(*in an Australian accent*)

Racist.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

Have you heard about Gandhi?

Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. ...

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