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I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...

...she called me a riceist
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Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?"

I am not ricist, I said.
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Do you like white rice? Or brown rice? Or yellow rice?

I love all rice equally. You're just Ricest.
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What do you call an Australian who loves white rice, but hates brown rice?

(*in an Australian accent*)

Racist.
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What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist
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Have you heard about Gandhi?

Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. ...
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