Civil Rights Jokes - 13 Hilarious Civil Rights Jokes

Everyone keeps talking about how Rosa Parks stood up for civil rights.

I thought the whole point was that they DIDN'T stand up??

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Got in trouble at school for this joke

So I'm in class and were doing civil rights and the teacher says to the class "so who can't walk freely in some community's" and i say back "handicap people".......Got a week of detention.

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What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?

Black Matter Lives

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A pirate walks into a bar and sees a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog sitting around a table.

The pirate says, “It’s my lucky day. X. Marx. The Spot.”

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I heard Frankie Muniz is going to be playing a 1960's civil rights leader, in the upcoming film...

'Malcolm X in the Middle'.

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What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?

Martin Loofah King

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Why couldn't Sean Connery help fight for civil rights?

No one else wanted to be in a "shit in"

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

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The Genie and the Presidents

George Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump found a magical lamp, and a Genie came out.

"I will grant each of you one wish," said the Genie, "If you can tell me one true fact about yourself. If your statement is false, then you will die."

George Bush thought for a moment, and said, "I...

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What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

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I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public

I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations

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Best Joke of all Time

Civil Rights Act of 1866

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My uncle was always an idealist

I remember back when we was still a stoic Professor of Logic

But he soon became involved with the Civil Rights Movement. It was then, he became acquainted with many Communist sympathizers as they were called.

So one day eventually, he decided to go teach in the Faculty of Science at th...

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