Equal Rights Jokes - 12 Hilarious Equal Rights Jokes

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I don't support equal rights...

The left is fucked up too

If women are fighting for equal rights...

Then why, as a man, do I get judged when shopping for bras?

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What do you call a scientist who wants equal rights for all elements?

A chemenist!

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TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men.

That is that they both equally don't have any.

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My girlfriend says I'm a dick for not holding the door for her. Equal rights I say.

She is in a wheelchair though.

Equal Rights for Duplicates

Clones are People Two!

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Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God...

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"
"Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and ...

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George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction, so they decided to take Air Force 1.

Unfortunately, due to a mechanical malfunction, Air Force 1 crashed, killing all aboard.

So Bush, Obama, and Trump approached the pearly gates, where God sat on his throne.

“Tell me, what do you believe in?” God asked Mr. Bush.

“I believe in education and free trade,” was the re...

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What is it called when a square is treated respectfully?

Equal rights.

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When God created women...

He told them: "Women from all the corners of the world should have equal rights to men."

Ironically he made the Earth round.

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Did you hear about the boxers' union?

They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

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An American soldier is deployed to Iraq...

An American soldier is deployed to Iraq around 2005. One of the first things he noticed upon arrival was that women walked about 10 paces behind their husbands. He had never seen this before and asked his commanding officer why they did that.

"Iraq isn't as advanced as the US and women don't...

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