Say what you will about Trump, but in the end, he kept the promise he made in 2016 about restoring respect for America in the international community.
All he had to do was lose in 2020.
A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 14 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, yo...
Today a large truck full of hair restoring tonic, overturned and flooded the street.
Police are combing the area.
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Farmer John and his wife Mary lived on a big piece of land in the middle of Ohio.
They did pretty well for themselves, but as all affluent farmers will know, farming is not easy money. After a few years of living together and working very hard, their marriage started to fall apart. Being just as determined to keep their marriage together as they were to keep their farm running, t...
A good will gesture . . .
A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water.