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Rehabilitate Jokes

Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing

So I've been considering all the prose and cons.

A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: "I'm going to stay clean this time"

The doctor replied: "I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"

A man decides to put his life savings into opening an aquarium...

A young man took every penny he had and used it to open an aquarium. He worked tirelessly, growing it from a small roadside attraction into the greatest aquarium ever. Over a lifetime, he amassed the largest collection of sea life ever assembled. He and his team conducted scientific research and ran...

A man works at an Aquarium

Technically it was a zoo/aquarium, but they got more people coming in for their aquatic animals, so they called it an aquarium.

Most notably among those, were their seals. The seals had been taught to do tricks at another aquarium before they'd been moved over. But at the time the aquarium ha...

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