Somebody asked me to sign his petition to save the planet
It was to reinstate Pluto.
An East German, West German and Berliner find a Genie...
They free him, and he says "I will grant each of you a wish." The West German says "I want the Turks to stop stealing our women." The East German says "I want the Berlin Wall reinstated." The Berliner thinks very hard, and finally decides. "I will have a Mocha."