If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Ah, this one got me good :D
I went to court after my pillow charged me with resisting a-rest
I lost the case
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La Tonga (NSFW)
Once upon a time there were two explorers, John Smith and James errmm..Smith ,doing what they did best....exploring. After 2 weeks of sailing they came to shore on what looked like a deserted island.
Hopping off, they eagerly went on a trek through the beautiful tropical forest before them. ...
Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail?
He was resisting a rest.
Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop smoking cigarettes...
Suddenly it begins to rain. Old lady #1 pulls a condom out of her purse and slips it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Impressed, old lady #2 says, "Whad'ya call that thing and where can I get one?" "You mean this cigarette cover? I get mine down at the pharmacy," Says old lady #1.
A police officer shot me with a taser, but it had no effect.
Then they *charged* me with *resisting* arrest.
What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin?
*A tempted murder*
I was thinking...
If a parent is trying to put his child to sleep and the child is refusing, wouldn’t it be illegal because technically the child is resisting a rest?
But then I realized it’s a lose-lose situation and it’s illegal either way because if the child willingly goes to sleep it makes it a kid nappi...
A man is arrested late at night for drinking coffee...
He was charged for resisting a rest.
What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?
Resisting A rest.
(yup! Lamest. Joke. EVER!)
My cop husband was trying to put our toddler down for a nap, but she wouldn’t stop running around the house.
He finally picks her up, throws her over his shoulder, and yells “stop resisting a rest!”
There's Jesus on the cross
He's there, everybody went away, only two guards waiting for him to die.
At a certain point he starts calling "Peter! Peter!".
Peter hears him and runs to the hill. He arrives, but the guards stop him, and since he was resisting they cut off his arms and send him away.
A few min...
Did you know it's legal to use lethal force on babies that keep you up at night?
I mean, they are resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy thrown in jail for refusing to take a nap?
He was resisting a rest
I told my boyfriend it was time to go to sleep.
He kept saying no.
I told him to stop resisting a rest.
What did the cop say to the black insomniac?
Stop resisting a rest!