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Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work?

Ohm-less

Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it:

The Ohm Depot

What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game?

I ohmed you!

(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)

What is a resistors favorite breakfast?

An Ohm-let

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

Ω my ghosh

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Girls are like resistors...

The more resistance they have, the hotter they are.

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

Because he couldn't resistor...



Happy Dad's Day!

I was told I would never become anything

So I became a resistor

I have zero potential

Why was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?

He couldn’t resistor!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My new sex robot works great

I can’t resistor

Which electronic component do cops hate?

Resistors.

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Ohm's Girlfriend was a vixen

He couldn't resistor

I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...

I just couldn't *resistor.*

I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"

We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.

We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.

*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
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