So far, I haven't been able to use it in any circuits due to it's abnormally high resistance. Too mamy ohms.
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Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work?
Ohm-less
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Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it:
The Ohm Depot
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What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game?
I ohmed you!
(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)
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What does the electron say to the resistor?
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
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Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
Because he couldn't resistor...
Happy Dad's Day!
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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?
Ω my ghosh
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I was told I would never become anything
So I became a resistor
I have zero potential
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Why was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
He couldn’t resistor!
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
My new sex robot works great
I can’t resistor
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Which electronic component do cops hate?
Resistors.
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Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?
He couldn't resistor.
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Ohm's Girlfriend was a vixen
He couldn't resistor
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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?
Because they can resistor.
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I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...
I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
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