A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
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Jussie Smollett is deeply regretting what he did.
He shouldn't beat himself up over it.
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An older man began regretting his cautious life
He then told his butler to buy a kart for him to race down a dangerous slope.
Then, a few days later he was at the top of the slope. The butler warned him of 4 perils on the way. The man noted what do do on these perils.
He went down and faced them. The butler came to ask what the ex...
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Regretting a bender
A bartender looked up to see one of his regulars step up to the bar, and slouch over burying his head in his hands. The bartender asks, “Rough day, Sal? What should I pour you?” Sal mumbles, “Make it a water, I’m done drinking forever!” The bartender smirks, “ You’ve said that before, Sal, countles...
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I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision…
…it was a total rip-off!
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So many people regretting how excited they were to leave 2019 behind, looking forward to good things
Now is where we learn that it's *hindsight* that's 2020.
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I phoned my wife...
...and said "would you like me to pick up fish & chips on the way home from work"
She had just grunted down the phone.
I think she is regretting letting me pick the names for our twins
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