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Magic dildo

For my line of work I have to travel a lot and my wife was okay with it at first, but after a while she started getting really lonely. I understood where she was coming from as I had become quite lonely going from hotel to hotel. Instead of letting something regrettable happen I told her let's go to...

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Since wife is seven months pregnant,

the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake.
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the drawer, takes out a fifty dollar bill and gives it to him. “Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens ...

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There's an old Italian man

There's an old Italian man, and every year, he and his son plant a tomato garden together. This particular year, however, the son is in jail, and so the old man writes him a letter.

"My son, it is regrettable that you can't be here to plant the tomato garden with me this year. The soil is t...

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