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Rationed Jokes

My wife used to be a terrible backseat driver.

Now she sits on the front bumper and syphons gas from the car in front of us.

Bob Hope, back when gas was being rationed during WWII

American comes to Soviet Factory

Amrican delegation visits Soviet Factory. Soviet guide says to American visitors

- Soviet workers are so great, they will do anything we tell them

- [American] I don't believe it

- [Soviet guide] Watch

He lines up all workers in front of factory:

-tomorrow your pay...

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