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Queueing Jokes

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After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week,

I finally got to the
counter and the woman
looked at me and said,
"I'm really sorry about
your wait."

I replied,
"you're not so fucking
skinny yourself."

NSFW A lady was queueing up at the donating line at a sperm bank.

A helper goes up to her and tells her:"Ma'am, you are queueing in the wrong line. This is the line to donate sperms."

The woman stares at him for a second. She then points at her mouth and goes:"Mmm! Mmm!"

Whilst waiting to grab a drink...

Whilst waiting to grab a drink at a party, a guy came up to me and complained, "Your jokes never have any punchlines."

I said, "What do you think we're queueing for?"

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