After the Little Rascals Buckwheat converted to Islam...
He is now known as Kareem of Wheat
Last night, while watching old “Little Rascals” movies, I realized cattle aren’t herbivores, they’re omnivores.
If you give them the opportunity, they’ll eat Buckwheat and Alfalfa.
The Little Rascals do some spelling
The Little Rascals are sitting in class one day when the teacher decides it's time to do some spelling. She says "okay students it's time to spell our word of the day. Today's word is DICTATE. Who thinks they can spell it?" Spanky, being the leader that he is, raises his hand first "I can te...
The little rascals. Hope this hasn't been told yet.e
This is one of the first "long" jokes I learned as a kid.
So Spanky, Alfalfa, and Buckwheat are in the 1st grade together. The teacher tells the class " Today students we will pick a word and use it in a sentence. You may pick any word but don't pick a word that someone has alread...
What did Buckwheat from Little Rascals feed his horse?
Oat Hay!
Lil' Rascals
read aloud for best effect ... Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals. She asks Darla to spell dictate. Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate." Sorry Darla that is incorrect. Teacher asks Buckwheat. Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate." "very...
Miss Crabtree says to the little rascals, “ Class today I’m going to say a word and I want you to spell it and use it in a sentence. The word is Dictate”.
Buckwheat raises his hand. “Ok Buckwheat spell the word.” Buckwheat spells, “ d-i-c-t-a-t-e”. Miss Crabtree: “Very good, now use it in a sentence.” Buckwheat says, “ How my dictate Darla?”
An Italian man is kidnapped by the mafia…
An Italian man is kidnapped by the mafia, who want him to tell them where his company’s money is hidden. They put him in a chair at gunpoint and demand the location, but he won’t tell them a single word.
After a while, the mafia members decide that he isn’t going to be of any use to them,...
A woman is driving for the 1st time on the highway
Her husband calls says: "Be careful love, It's just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."
She replies: "Someone...? These rascals are in hundreds!"
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A young teacher is teaching vocabulary to her first grade class.
She draws an apple on the blackboard and asks, "can anyone tell me what this is?"
"That's an ass." says a student in the back.
"No..."
"That's definitely an ass." says another student.
After a few similar exchanges the frustrated teacher starts to cry.
The principa...
Grandmas and lawyers
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you,...
An interview with a Pirate
A reporter was interviewing a pirate. He asked, "Sir, how did you lose your leg?" "Well, matey, that was back in the bloody war o' '72, when we cut the heads off o' every last one of the deadliest rascals on the Seven Seas, The Mutineers." "How did you lose your hand?" "T...
Who's that band?
A little bar in a small town was having a concert night and most of the town showed up. They were curious to see who in this town of everyone-knows-everyone would go up and perform.
The barman introduced up on stage a couple of highschool kids, the Little Rascals, that were going through the...
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