A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello." "Is your daddy home?" the boss asked. "Yes," whispe...
If my grandfather knew how I scamped his funeral.
...he would turn over in his garage.
Tommo was a canary. [long]
Tommo was a canary. Like his father, and his father before him, Tommo worked in the granite mines. Every morning, he would perch upon the shoulder of his favorite miner, and descend down, down into the deep.
Tommo had a lovely wife canary at home named Millet. Millet and Tommo had two sons...
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