A reporter was interviewing a pirate. He asked, "Sir, how did you lose your leg?" "Well, matey, that was back in the bloody war o' '72, when we cut the heads off o' every last one of the deadliest rascals on the Seven Seas, The Mutineers." "How did you lose your hand?" "T...
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So Long John Silver's was looking for a mascot to sell their fish on T.V and they were looking for a pirate.
So the first audition walks in and he is the perfect pirate! Peg leg, eye patch and hook for a hand, the perfect pirate look.
The interviewer talks to him for a little bit and f...