A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate.
So the man says "why not?" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and ...
What do you call an onion that’s got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?
A rapscallion.
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