Back when Pablo Escobar was still a small time crook, he was known for peddling his product in the shady street corners of his home town.
One day during said nefarious activities, a bunch of local children rode by on their bikes and recognized his face. They promptly reported the heinous crim...
What do you call an onion that likes to rhyme?
A Rapscallion!
A green onion shouts "Yo, drop the beet!"
Quite the rapscallion.
My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.
But you can call me Rapscallion.
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A man walks into a bar and sees a pirate.
A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate.
So the man says "why not?" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and ...
What's the most nefarious vegetable?
A rapscallion.
What do you call an onion that’s got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?
A rapscallion.
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