What do you call an onion that likes to rhyme?

A Rapscallion!

A green onion shouts "Yo, drop the beet!"

Quite the rapscallion.

My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

What's the most nefarious vegetable?

A rapscallion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a pirate.

A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate.

So the man says "why not?" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and ...

What do you call an onion that’s got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?

A rapscallion.

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