Rapscallion Jokes - 7 Hilarious Rapscallion Jokes

What do you call an onion that likes to rhyme?

A Rapscallion!

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A green onion shouts "Yo, drop the beet!"

Quite the rapscallion.

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My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

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Pablo Escobar gets his comeuppance

Back when Pablo Escobar was still a small time crook, he was known for peddling his product in the shady street corners of his home town.

One day during said nefarious activities, a bunch of local children rode by on their bikes and recognized his face. They promptly reported the heinous crim...

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What's the most nefarious vegetable?

A rapscallion.

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What do you call an onion that’s got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?

A rapscallion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a pirate.

A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate.

So the man says "why not?" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and ...

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