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Ophthalmology Jokes

What do you call a bad ophthalmology pun?

A cornea joke.

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A women sued the hospital...

*A woman had sued her local hospital saying that after* *they treated her husband recently he had lost all interest in sex.*


*A hospital spokesman replied, the man was admitted in Ophthalmology.*


*All we did was correct his eyesight.*

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