What do you call a bad ophthalmology pun?

A cornea joke.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A women sued the hospital...

*A woman had sued her local hospital saying that after* *they treated her husband recently he had lost all interest in sex.*

*A hospital spokesman replied, the man was admitted in Ophthalmology.*

*All we did was correct his eyesight.*

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Good thing I have a double degree in Ophthalmology & Beekeeping!

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