What time does Sean Connery play the game with two rackets and a yellow ball?

Tenish.

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I got home the other day and my wife was sitting on the couch with two of her gorgeous friends.

She said, we were just talking about having a foursome if you're up for it... She smiled and winked. 2 minutes later I appeared naked with my dick in my hand..

They all had tennis rackets in theirs.

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My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock, a net, and two rackets!

Bad Minton!

Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?

because tennis too many.

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