A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.
Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN:...
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey...
...and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in th...
I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list
No chance I was ever going to do it, glad it’s gone.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
Crossing
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.
Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across B...
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