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What do you call a Russian footballer who keeps fouling?


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Why is a Manchester United footballer like a man with a numb dick?

They both just can't finish.

What's it called when a group of drunk footballers in a pub start chanting 'OY OY OY'?

an ***Oy-ing.***

I know a footballer who lost 75% of his spine.

He's a quarterback.

What do you call it when a Bayern footballer steals from a French bank?

A Franc Robbery

Why was the Jamaican footballer sad?

He was kicked off his team's rasta

Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.

Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.

Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo

Think it was Thierry on Wii

What do you call a footballer with only 6 vertebrae?


Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ?

He didn't have any goal in his life

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