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Tennis Racquet Jokes

Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married?

At the supreme court

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When I got home my wife had 2 gorgeous friends with her.

She said, we were just talking about having a foursome if you're up for it... She smiled and winked. 2 minutes later I appeared naked with my dick in my hand..

They all had Tennis Racquets in theirs.

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check...

As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the ...

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