The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. "Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."
Punny Ant Jokes
What is the dumbest ant? Ignorant.
What is the bossier ant? Tyrant.
How many insects does it take to make a landlord? Ten ants.
What ant is the biggest? Elephant.
What ant is a military officer? Sergeant.
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Micha...
*I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did*
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
Ion-estly cant think of...
Timmy and mum are quite punny.
Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a ca...
Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke.
but it was impastable
Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ]
Because you can't end on a prep position.
Warning: a punny joke
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Very punny! ;)
Orion's Belt is a waste of space.
Sorry, the joke's way to punny. It's just 3 stars.
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they often spend years at C
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days
Found this in r/punny
Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend?
Because Sheeran away.
(Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)
Jokes i need your help
I'm on a road trip with a co-worker who hates corny, punny, cheesy and one liner type jokes. I love telling him those sorts of jokes trying to get him to laugh.
I had an idea. If you fine people hit me with some of your favorites, I'll spend the next two days telling him jokes and tell you wh...