What do you call a snarky criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snarky thief going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.



Sorry if this is a repost. Heard it yesterday and thought you all would enjoy.

Snarky Blonde?

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says
to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the ...

Hey Baby, are you russian?

Because you seem to be influencing my erection.
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*Full Disclosure: Someone else made this as a snarky comment on a politics subreddit and I realized it would make a good joke*

A veterinarian goes to see a doctor...

The Doctor starts asking questions about the pain and how long he has been feeling ill.
The veterinarian snarky replies: "When I treat the animals I don't have the privilege to ask questions."
The Doctor says ok, then starts examining his patient. After a while he stands up and writes a presc...

There was a train conductor with a bad temper.

He would be angry all the time, being snarky and yelling at people, just aggressive in general. One day, a young girl was trying to board the train right at departure time, and being the man he was, the conductor started the train and she fell under and died. The man was taken to court, and sentence...

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