What do you call a snarky criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
What do you call a snarky thief going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Sorry if this is a repost. Heard it yesterday and thought you all would enjoy.
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the ...
Hey Baby, are you russian?
Because you seem to be influencing my erection. . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - .
*Full Disclosure: Someone else made this as a snarky comment on a politics subreddit and I realized it would make a good joke*
A Man wants to start an Aquarium, but is feeling cheap.
*Heading into the local pet store, he grabs the largest fish tank, and a single Betta fish, the cheapest he could find. Taking both up the the front register.*
*The Cashier looks him up and down, trying to gauge if this is a joke.* "Sir, are you sure you want to buy a tank that big? That's to...
There was a train conductor with a bad temper.
He would be angry all the time, being snarky and yelling at people, just aggressive in general. One day, a young girl was trying to board the train right at departure time, and being the man he was, the conductor started the train and she fell under and died. The man was taken to court, and sentence...
A veterinarian goes to see a doctor...
The Doctor starts asking questions about the pain and how long he has been feeling ill. The veterinarian snarky replies: "When I treat the animals I don't have the privilege to ask questions." The Doctor says ok, then starts examining his patient. After a while he stands up and writes a presc...