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A young couple is walking in the zoo

as they suddenly stop in front of a gorilla figure. The gorilla stares at the young woman and turns to the bars to get a better view. The husband says, "Hey, he seems to be on you."

The young woman laughs and starts to play around with her blouse. The gorilla starts drooling and his DingDong...

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Two Horses and a Dog

Two race horses were sitting at a bar having a few beers when one turns the other and says,
"Jerry, something really strange happened to me at the track the other day"
"What happened Bill?"
"Well, I was running a race and I was stuck in the middle of the pack trying to break awa...

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